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That's when I felt the rumbling but didn't go to the bathroom for fear of missing my flight. The worst part is I was so nervous I just kept talking as it ran down my legs and my horrified audience watched. It was at like eight years old in my best friend's basement, and she just looks at me and with a dead straight face, says:. I might be the only person who shit herself and got engaged in the same day. Android, Bored, and Facebook: Shout dirty to me!